As you might have guessed, granted these foul heat waves, we’re currently deep in Summer, which also means we’re deep in FESTIVAL SEASON.

As there is currently a festival popping up somewhere across the sunburnt country almost every week, we figured now would be the best time to provide you all ~ the punters ~ with the ultimate festival survival guide to ensure you not only make the most your fezzi but you do it safely.

We knocked heads with the dudes over at Yeahsure to build this unmatchable, step-by-step guideline that comes with visuals to help you digest it all. We really spoilt you lot here.

Dive into the ficial Yeahsure x Stoney Roads survival guide below and make sure you take note!

1: Show a bit skin

The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides
The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides
The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides

2: Pretend everything is alright

The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides
The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides
The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides
The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides

4: Warm up with a few dabs

The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides
The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides

4: Sink a few shoeys

The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides
The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides

5: But don’t drink too much though…

The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides
The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides

6: Share it around

The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides
The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides

7: Find a good vantage point

The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides
The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides
The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides

8: A mate’s shoulders will do

The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides
The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides

9: If one mate isn’t high enough, try two

The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides
The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides

10: Try not to fall though

The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides
The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides
The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides

11: But if you do, just act cool

The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides
The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides
The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides
The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides

12: If all else fails, call for help!

The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides

There you have it. If that doesn’t work for you then I guess festivals just don’t react well with you and that truly sucks.

If you want a run down on partying up close and personal be sure to head along to Yeahsure’s 2nd birthday party next weekend at Flaming Lounge in Kings Cross. Check out the details right and below.

The festival survival guide to end all festival survival guides