02/24/2025

STIIIZY Seltzers: A Refreshing New Twist On Hemp Beverages [Product Review]

A New Way To Sip & Chill

STIIIZY, the top-selling cannabis brand in the U.S., has stepped into the beverage game with the launch of STIIIZY Seltzers — low-calorie, alcohol-free hemp-infused seltzers designed for relaxation and social enjoyment. Known for their dominance in vape and cannabis products, STIIIZY is now offering a fresh way to unwind with a beverage that delivers a mellow high while keeping things crisp and revitalizing.

Each 12-ounce can is infused with 5mg of hemp-derived Delta-9 THC, providing an uplifting experience without being overpowering. As someone who enjoys cannabis beverages, I was eager to see how these compared to others on the market. So, I grabbed a four-pack and put each flavor to the test.

This was the first one I cracked open, and it set the bar high. The blend of juicy strawberries and tangy kiwi was balanced effortlessly — refreshing but not overly sugary. The carbonation level was just right, making it smooth and easy to sip on a hot day.

It also delivered a noticeable yet mellow relaxation effect within about 15–20 minutes, which made it ideal for unwinding without feeling sluggish. This is the one I would toss into a cooler for a beach day or a laid-back picnic. Easily my top pick from the lineup.

If you could bottle the essence of a tropical getaway, this would be it. With notes of coconut, passion fruit, and citrus, Caribbean Breeze delivers an exotic taste that immediately transports you to a beachside paradise.

What stood out was its light sweetness — enough to highlight the tropical flavors without becoming overpowering. The carbonation was subtle compared to traditional seltzers, making it a soothing and enjoyable drink. This would be the perfect pre-game drink before a night out or while lounging poolside with friends.

Mango Tango was the most understated of the four flavors, which can be a good thing depending on your taste preference. The mango comes through first, followed by a mild citrusy twist that adds a bit of zest. It is not as bold as the other flavors, but it is a great option if you prefer something lighter.

This one had the least carbonation of the four, making it feel more like a refreshing juice spritzer than a typical seltzer. It is ideal for those who want a relaxed high without an intense flavor punch. While not my personal favorite, it is a solid choice for anyone who enjoys a more subtle sip.

Watermelon lovers, this one is for you. Watermelon Wave delivers a juicy burst of ripe watermelon with a hint of strawberry to round it out. The flavors are bold, and the carbonation enhances the crispness, making it incredibly refreshing.

It felt like the ultimate summer drink, optimal for sipping while grilling in the backyard or after a long day of work. The balance between the watermelon’s natural sweetness and the bubbly texture made this one a close second favorite.

Final Thoughts – Who Is This For?

STIIIZY Seltzers have officially carved out a space in the ever-growing cannabis beverage market. Regardless of if you are an experienced THC consumer or just looking for a light, social alternative to alcohol, these seltzers hit the mark. They are versatile enough for a variety of occasions — from pregaming for a night at the club, to enjoying a sunset hike, or simply winding down after a productive week.

For those new to THC beverages, the 5mg dose is a fantastic entry point, delivering a relaxed and pleasant buzz without overwhelming effects. Meanwhile, experienced users will appreciate the fast-acting nature of the infusion, making it easy to pace yourself throughout the night.

With one-of-a-kind flavors, a smooth drinking experience, and an uplifting effect, STIIIZY Seltzers are a solid option for anyone looking to switch up their usual beverage choices. Whether shared with a partner over mini golf or sipped solo as a post-work treat, these seltzers prove that you do not need alcohol to have an awesome time.